My Girlfriend Is a Waitress (The Iguanas) My girlfriend has a job down at the local cafe Serving hotcakes 'n coffee 'n fried eggs every day Some people are cool but some are rude They do nothing but complain Then my baby comes home and she drives me insane

My girlfriend is a waitress My girlfriend is a waitress Treat her right My girlfriend is a waitress My girlfriend is a waitress I love her and I'm gonna pick her up from work tonight

The money that she makes doesn't go too far She's got to split it up with the guy behind the bar The regulars get on her nerves They treat her like a slave The kitchen's always yellin' at her baby come and get this plate

My girlfriend is a waitress My girlfriend is a waitress Treat her right My girlfriend is a waitress My girlfriend is a waitress I love her and I'm gonna pick her up from work tonight

If I had a million dollars I tell you just what I'd do
I'd buy a '66 Fury in your favorite color baby blue
I'd tell your boss that you quit your job
I'd tell him where to go
And then we'd drive south honey and we'd head down to Mexico

My girlfriend is a waitress
My girlfriend is a waitress
Treat her right
My girlfriend is a waitress
My girlfriend is a waitress
I love her and I'm gonna pick her up from work tonight